Back in the Saddle: Real Life Zombie Plague?

Personally, I have been hoping for a chance to wield the sword I picked up in Thailand years ago against a rampaging horde of rage-filled murderous zombies. That would be sweet. Now, infectious disease scientists are telling me that a virus which could make this dream of mine a reality might be only a few years of genetic tinkering away. I can barely contain my excitement.

This picture made me realize how much a generally dislike Halloween. No real reason.