Face Off?

Medical science has been advancing at a breakneck pace in the new century, and continued improvements in plastic and reconstructive surgery are giving hope to the maimed and disfigured the world over. Recently, a man in Spain who lost most of his face in a shooting accident five years ago, received an entirely new face, including a large portion of skull and facial bone, as well as skin, muscle, and connective tissue, in a 22 hour surgery requiring a team of 30 surgeons. I would personally like to thank John Travolta and Nicholas Cage for leading the way in 1997 on the cutting edge of surgical science.

"I am a pioneer on the forefront of medical science! Who the fuck are you?"

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