On a Lighter Note… Sperm Counts!

As sperm counts plummet world wide, especially in developed nations, which have managed to fill their respective food and water supplies, not to mention homes, cars, and air with sperm killing chemicals, birth rates have subsequently dropped significantly. And now, when the moment is just right, science finds us a new tool for making sure our boys are at optimum proficiency for the moment of truth. Home sperm counters are just around the corner.