Stupid Jimmy Carter, Ruining all my Dreams

So, this town in Vermont decided to cover their entire municipality with a dome back in 70’s in an effort to avoid paying heating costs. Now, I’m not exactly sure how they thought they could avoid the wrath of Old Man Winter by hiding under some plexiglass, but they developed a plan to turn the town into a perpetual midsummer festival. Then they applied for some government money to study its feasibility, and that red-necked peanut farmer turned them down personally, and thus quashed another one of my dreams.

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