End Times Redux

Virgin births! Economic collapse! Dogs and cats living together!

Eschatologists rejoice for the apocalyptic portents are many.

Never has there been a better time to capitalize on dispensational theory… unless of course it were one of the few dozen “for sure this time” moments of the past couple thousand years.

It’s worth remembering that for mortals the end is always relatively near. Nonetheless, help yourself to some advice on the house: In these uncertain times one could make a killing by playing on fear and superstition.