Scientists: Exercise makes you less fat

At the risk of overshadowing the red hot article on Sarah Palin, The Bruce brings you shocking new research that exercise may make help you lose weight. Thank you Science for reminding us. It seems that millions of Americans couldn’t make the connection.

That’s right, gone are the days when you could blame your fatness on the so-called obesity gene. By spending only a couple of hours per week at the gym, you’ll be looking young, sleek, and sexy.

Fat people – Drop the diet coke and work out for a change. Otherwise you’ve got no one to blame but yourself.