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Another victim of overbreeding

An Isreali couple leaving Tel-Aviv on vacation remembered their duty-free purchases and their 18 suitcases, but forgot their 3-year-old daughter at the airport.

After the pair and their other 4 children dashed to catch a Paris flight, police found the neglected child still wandering around the duty-free area of Ben-Gurion airport.

Crisis was averted, though, when the police discovered that the girl was of ultra-Orthodox Jewish heritage and not from Palestine, where the forgotten tend to stay that way.

Don Lando says: Four outta Five ain’t bad.