New research in – What? Who said that? Where’s my penis?

Today’s medical news brings us research in schizophrenia with relation to your genetic code. Those at increased risk of being schizophrenic are individuals who “have a substantial portion of a chromosome either missing or extra.” according to Pamela Sklar, an author of the study.

These findings are likely only the tip of iceberg when it comes to this crippling disease, though breakthroughs in this field are rare and inspire hope nonetheless. Family and friends of schizophrenics should take heart, while penis snatch victims should consider having their DNA tested, it might be right where ya’ left it pal.