NEWS FLASH: Smelly cyclist makes the papers

It’s Monday, and The Bruce has returned to The Sagamore Journal refreshed, rejuvenated, and ready for action. This morning, as reported by the Times Observer of Warren, PA a cyclist and esteemed Editor of TSJ made his way from the Great Northwest through freezing cold temperatures, rain, sleet, and snow and is now on the Eastern shores of these United States.

While Dean Wells of the Times Observer was strangely quiet on the issue, I can only assume that he’d agree with The Bruce’s headline. I have it on good authority, believe me, this trip is not doing Mein Schatz any favors in the fragrance department.

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