UPDATE: Ben Affleck/Congo bad for BBQ’s

Ben Affleck Gongo Darfur CrisisMy friends, The Bruce would like to take this opportunity to issue a general update on Ben Affleck, our modern day Mohammad in sport coat.

Apparently unfazed by sage wisdom offered up in The Front Porch: Ben Affleck/Sudan bad for salads, Affleck will be appearing as a special correspondent in the Thursday, June 26, airing of Nightline. Please, everyone stop what you are doing, plan a barbecue, and support an artist who’s truly making a difference. Paul Newman, whilst spicing up many a summertime feast is simultaneously helping to make the world a better place. Meanwhile, Ben Affleck is accomplishing neither of these things.

Make art or make my food taste better, that’s all I’m sayin’.

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