BREAKING NEWS: Nepalis say nay to nepotism

AFTER 240 years of monarchy, the recently elected Constituent Assembly of Nepal has voted to become a Federal Democratic Republic and gave King Gyanendra of Nepal 15 days to vacate the royal palace. Plans are reportedly in the works to turn the palace into a national museum and heritage center.

Sources are unclear as to weather “15 days” meant business days or included weekends, a technicality which could potentially give the king 6 additional days to pack his bags. TSJ editors are also eager to find out if the royal family can expect their damage deposit back, but surmise that due to the inefficiencies of the democratic process we will likely not find out for some time.