The Sagamore Journal

Commentary on Politics, Culture, and The Strenuous Life

Good Old Teddy, and Piranhas

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I recently came across an article referencing Teddy Roosevelt’s post-Presidential trip to South America as a source of a prevailing myth of the animal kingdom, that the mighty piranha is capable of stripping a bovine victim down to its bones in under a minute. Apparently, the overwhelming desire to impress the mighty adventurer motivated a group of Brazilians to isolate an inordinate number of the fish in a small lake without nourishment for several days before his visit, at which time they dropped in said ruminant, and the resulting legend was born. I disagree that, as the article suggests, the ability of piranha to complete said feat is truly a myth, considering that they could perform said action, even if it would never truly occur in nature. Just as I could physically copulate with a supermodel, but said escapade is unlikely to occur in the normal routine of my day.

Please love me, Teddy!

Please love me, Teddy!

Written by Mein Schatz

September 6, 2009 at 12:00 pm

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  1. I would love for an interesting comment to pop into my head but all i can see is a lake filled with Brazilian supermodels.

    pslarkin

    September 9, 2009 at 10:55 am


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