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Archive for June 26th, 2008

UPDATE: Ben Affleck/Congo bad for BBQ’s

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Ben Affleck Gongo Darfur CrisisMy friends, The Bruce would like to take this opportunity to issue a general update on Ben Affleck, our modern day Mohammad in sport coat.

Apparently unfazed by sage wisdom offered up in The Front Porch: Ben Affleck/Sudan bad for salads, Affleck will be appearing as a special correspondent in the Thursday, June 26, airing of Nightline. Please, everyone stop what you are doing, plan a barbecue, and support an artist who’s truly making a difference. Paul Newman, whilst spicing up many a summertime feast is simultaneously helping to make the world a better place. Meanwhile, Ben Affleck is accomplishing neither of these things.

Make art or make my food taste better, that’s all I’m sayin’.

Written by The Bruce

June 26, 2008 at 8:30 pm