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Horny teens evaluated in new UW study

RADICAL new research from a recent University of Washington study found that educational programs do indeed affect youth pregancy rates but that those same youths were undeterred from their primal, pubecent, sexual urges. This comes as little surprise to anyone who has ever been a teenager.

I personally feel that the best way to discourage teen sexual activity, or at the very least encourage proper use of contraceptives is to subject teens to the God-awful STD sideshow they made my generation watch. The Bruce still has nightmares.

Written by The Bruce

March 20, 2008 at 10:45 pm

Posted in Current Affairs, health, science

Tagged with Research, Sex, STDs, teens

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